Al Fin, You Sexy Thing!

16 September 2007

Love, Honey!--If Nature Abhors a Vacuum, Is This Love Toy Unnatural?

Who cares, if it works? The inventor of this particular LoveHoney claims that it produces an orgasm in 11 seconds, with plenty more to follow!
Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

Previously, vacuum sex toy devices were made to stimulate males. This new LoveHoney "vacuum screamer" is for women.

While Al Fin remains skeptical as to its claims, he regards the effort to be noble, and on the proper path--natural or not.

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