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30 June 2010

Future of Sex: A Cattle Prod?

Well, perhaps not a cattle prod, exactly. Something called "electrosex".
“Electro sex is a method of sexual stimulation involving the use of low voltage electronic signals to stimulate the nerves in the sexual organs into triggering pleasure and orgasmic response. Utilizing electronic signals to duplicate and increase normal sexual stimulation can have quite a profound effect on the sexual arousal of an individual or individuals. The nerves can be triggered in a way that never occurs, even in the best "normal" sex, or with friction or mechanical vibrators. Nerves are electrical triggers, and by applying electronic signals to activate them, the feelings are incredible.” When you realize that ALL impulses in the human body are electric impulses... it's obvious that you can stimulate an orgasm using the right equipment and tools. _Sexelectric (NotWorkSafe)

Electrosex is one of the less public kinks of modern and future sexuality. Several vendors offer specialty electrosex equipment online. One website even claims to teach you how to modify your stereo receiver for your electrosexual pleasure.

Here are some sources for ready-made electrosex products:
Kitten's Toy Room

Al Fin cannot vouch for any of these approaches or vendors personally. He is aware of the use of electrical stimulation to cause horses and bulls to ejaculate -- for purposes of artificial insemination. He has wondered, in an idle fashion, whether similar electro-stimulation to human males would also lead to sexual climax. But Al Fin is no more experienced in electro-sex than are yourselves, dear readers. Experiment at your own risk.

But consider this: If one slipstream of the future of sex involves sex with machines -- even to augment sex with other humans -- electro-sex is likely to enter the picture sooner or later. The only question will be: "Will you be smart enough to avoid electrocuting yourself in the pursuit of the ultimate pleasure?"

Smart people understand that the true center of pleasure is within the brain itself, not the sex organs. But for those unwilling to undergo the neurosurgery required for deep brain implants, using the peripheral nervous system as a conduit to those central nervous system centers of pleasure makes a certain amount of sense.

Be careful out there.


15 June 2010

Don't Blame Me, I Was Asleep at the Time

As many as one in twelve persons -- mostly men -- may be engaging in sexual activity while they are asleep. The condition is known as "sexsomnia", and it may explain why men often have poor recall of the sexual events of the night before.
...researchers from the Sleep Research Laboratory at the University Health Network in Toronto, found the disorder was more common than previously thought.

In the study, which has not been published, researchers interviewed 832 patients who they suspected of suffering from some sort of sleep disorder.

The 428 men and 404 women, who had also been referred to the clinic, also completed questionnaires about their symptoms, fatigue, mood and behaviour during sleep.

The study, presented last week at the annual Associated Professional Sleep Societies conference, in San Antonio, Texas, found that more than one in 10 male and four per cent of female interviewees admitted they had engaged in “sleep sex”.

Dr Sharon Chung, a scientist from the UHN, said people who suffered from it generally had no recollection of engaging in such activity.

“We were surprised at how common it was. We thought we’d get just a handful of people, yet it was almost one in 12 (people),” said Dr Chung, who led the study.

“There have been no previous studies of how frequently sexsomnia occurs.”

“While our finding of eight per cent of people reporting sexsomnia seems really a high number, it should be stressed that we only studied patients referred to a sleep clinic.”

She added: “Is it a problem? As long as you don’t get into legal problems and as long as your partner doesn’t mind, it’s not a problem.

“Although it can leave you tired the next day.”

She said the phenomenon was a form of parasomnia, or unwanted behaviour during sleep.

It can also occur during sleepwalking, according to the International Classification of Sleep Disorders.

Dr Chung said insomnia, fatigue and depressed moods were common symptoms of people reporting sexsomnia.

“An act of parasomnia can be as small as opening your eyes while fast asleep or grinding your teeth, to getting up and vacuuming, speaking, eating or having sex,” Dr Chung said.

It is thought that people are who suffer from it are generally found to be in a state of semi-arousal and are generally not conscious of it.

Dr Chung found that many patients failed to consult their doctor about the condition partly due to embarrassment, their physician rarely asking about it or even that some weren’t even bothered by it.

In Britain, the disorder has been used in some court cases as a defence of a defendant’s actions. _ImapctLabvia_TheTelegraph

Strangely, Al Fin often meets beautiful women strangers in public places who smile at him, obviously expecting some sign of recognition. In general the prudent thing to do in such situations, he has found, is to smile quickly, then move directly to the back door of whatever establishment he happens to be in, at the time, escaping what would likely be a perplexing encounter. Perhaps sexsomnia can explain at least some of these encounters?


05 June 2010

iPad: Never Buy Another Tampon Again!

Al Fin undercover investigators have discovered that the new iPad electronics device has a hidden secret function: as a feminine hygiene device! It seems that the iPad is fully feminine hygiene capable, with a few easy touch commands. And the iPad is also on sale, at 80% off.

Our investigators learned that many of the iPad designers were women, who felt that the time and expense of dealing with the monthly feminine cycle was impinging upon their personal and career lives. So they designed the iPad to be more than a consumer electronics device.

When put into the feminine hygiene mode, the iPad is capable of instantly converting the muco-sanguinous uteral effluents into a useful biofuel, which can be added to either gasoline or diesel with no further modification. The resulting combination gets better mileage, is less polluting, and releases much lower levels of greenhouse gases!

Al Fin undercover snoops suggest that the iPad has even more secret functions that they are on the verge of discovering.

Stay tuned to the Al Fin Blog Syndicates Network for the latest in all your sexual, feminine hygiene, tech information, and biofuel needs.


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