iPad: Never Buy Another Tampon Again!
Our investigators learned that many of the iPad designers were women, who felt that the time and expense of dealing with the monthly feminine cycle was impinging upon their personal and career lives. So they designed the iPad to be more than a consumer electronics device.
When put into the feminine hygiene mode, the iPad is capable of instantly converting the muco-sanguinous uteral effluents into a useful biofuel, which can be added to either gasoline or diesel with no further modification. The resulting combination gets better mileage, is less polluting, and releases much lower levels of greenhouse gases!
Al Fin undercover snoops suggest that the iPad has even more secret functions that they are on the verge of discovering.
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