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04 November 2012

Young Men: Pay Off Your College Debt as a Certified Semen Therapist


Until now, college girls have had the advantage in using their natural assets to pay college tuition and expenses. But with the discovery of the many health benefits of human semen to adult women, young men are being given an opportunity to contribute to the well-being of older women, while working off those annoying college loans.

Certified Semen Therapist (CSTs) provide a gift of long life and happiness to women. Until this point, conventional medical science has been unable to provide these benefits.
The secret to a long life may lie in the human sperm now.

In a new study conducted by Graz University scientists in Austria, it has been found that a compound called spermidine, which is found is human sperms, could be the next step in the fight against aging.

...Ingredients in semen... include mood enhancers like estrone, cortisol, prolactin, oxytocin, and serotonin; a sleep enhancer, melatonin; and of course, sperm, which makes up only 1%-5%. _Semen Therapy
Many of the benefits from exposure to semen come from vaginal absorption. But there are also benefits from swallowing semen. It is not a question of "should I do this or should I do that?" No. Women should clearly do both.

It is no secret that there are several physical and mental health benefits from sex. But it is relatively unknown that many of these benefits derive from the ingredients of human semen itself.

If you are a young man in need of paying off substantial student loan debt, you will not want to sit back in your mother's basement, waiting for the many benefits of semen therapy to become more widely known. You will instead want to take a proactive role in spreading this promising news, in order to help prepare the marketplace for your next step.

Becoming certified as a CST is more involved than dropping by your local sperm bank and making a desposit. And it should be more involved, because CST's are far better compensated financially than routine sperm donours.

You will need to learn about the psychology of adult women, including menopausal and post-menopausal women. You will need to understand how to welcome clients into your therapeutic milieu, and make them feel comfortable and at ease. And you must learn a number of subliminal probes, cues, and suggestions which will make sure that your client departs in a satisfied frame of mind, likely to return time and again. You must learn basic marketing, as well as advanced contraception -- to avoid being slapped with a paternity suit later on.

US student loan debt exceeds $1 trillion, and is growing larger. You do not want to begin your adult life hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.

Women have many options for paying off college debt, including selling their eggs, auctioning their virginity, and weekend and after hours escort work. The amount of training and personal development involved in those activities is minimal.

But for young men to succeed as a CST, or even as a gigolo (an entirely different profession), requires a great deal more sophistication and refinement than the average college male is likely to possess.

The market is certainly there. The number of single ageing childless ladies in need of semen therapy is growing rapidly every year. There are many more women moving into the professions these days, than men. These women can afford to pay for high quality semen therapy, and if CSTs do a good job of marketing themselves, women will soon come to expect it.

The world is changing, and smart entrepreneurs will learn to go with the changes.

The CST program at the Al Fin Institute of Longevity is proud to sponsor this article.

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